What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I have always argued that men are more logical than women. Here is more proof for my argument:
Until I met Pam I had always preferred the left side of the bed. I sleep facing the left and thus do not breathe in anyone's face or get my breathed into. Also there is no banging of knees or a knee in the back as my left knee would be raised to the outside of the bed. BUT NO! Pam sleeps on the left side of the bed, even though when we go anywhere else she sleeps on the right. WHY? Because, in her logic, she has to be close to the bathroom! Yet, she goes to the bathroom once in a blue moon during the night, whereas I am an everynighter (yes I know, too much info).
Imagine if I slept on the left: There would be no clashing of knees, no breath in face, and when I got up to go to the can I would not be colliding with the end of the bed waking Pam up. GREAT IDEA! LOGICAL! BUT NOT GREAT OR LOGICAL ENOUGH!!




